Oh boy
- Thread starter Mark W
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Crapped on my wader straps is as close as I've done.
Todd Duncan Tennyson
Well-known member
I should have peed in my buddies calls, maybe then he'd have stopped calling.
William Reinicke
Active member
Seen a guy piss on an electric fence once. The sound he made was something I will never forget.
But my all time funny ever... An old timer was feeding my buddy's pup (think the dog was 14-16 months old) vienna sausages. NASTY NASTY NASTY! Cold goopy nasty fat all over those little wieners. The old man and the dog were just sharing them and having a grand ol time. A couple hours goes by, ol man needs to take a piss and works his pecker out of the waders and all his layers. All of a sudden I look over at the ol man making quite a seen, spinning around and piss flying everywhere. That dog thought he had a vienna sausage between his legs and he was trying hard to take a nibble. Dog was pissed on, ol mans clothes were all pissed on, and I was on the floor laughing hysterically. The owner of the dog was not amused in the slightest and was quite upset his dog had human piss all over him. Quick little trip out to the river and a scrub down fixed it all. To this day, I think about that incident and laugh.
But my all time funny ever... An old timer was feeding my buddy's pup (think the dog was 14-16 months old) vienna sausages. NASTY NASTY NASTY! Cold goopy nasty fat all over those little wieners. The old man and the dog were just sharing them and having a grand ol time. A couple hours goes by, ol man needs to take a piss and works his pecker out of the waders and all his layers. All of a sudden I look over at the ol man making quite a seen, spinning around and piss flying everywhere. That dog thought he had a vienna sausage between his legs and he was trying hard to take a nibble. Dog was pissed on, ol mans clothes were all pissed on, and I was on the floor laughing hysterically. The owner of the dog was not amused in the slightest and was quite upset his dog had human piss all over him. Quick little trip out to the river and a scrub down fixed it all. To this day, I think about that incident and laugh.
William Reinicke
Active member
Theres a story in this post.... and these eyes are ready for a good read.
M
Oh my God, I haven't had a good laugh in while! Like many having hunted out of a blind with a pup, I can see it all.
William Reinicke
Active member
ya it was a good time for sure. The best part was the guys pup was the head trainer of the training group. Everyone thought his dogs were so perfect. Then he went and did that. Just goes to show, doesnt matter the gene lines, how good the trainers are, puppies are always going to be puppies. I personally am not the biggest fan of puppies, they kind of drive me nuts, but gosh if i could relive that moment in life, I would do it all over 100x because my guts hurt so bad when it was all going down.
Finally after doing like 6 circles of piss flying everywhere, and the dog lunging at his junk every chance he got, he finally just screamed SIITT! And the dog just sat his ass right there and it all stopped. Made for an even better ending because all of the nonsense could of been completely avoided if he had just used a simple command we teach our dogs at the age of like 3-4 months old. Honestly though, im not sure I would of remembered a simple command if I had chompers coming at my junk like that either.