Big Beaver and Mikes Butt

Bob B

Bob B

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I have to work today on the front of a storm heading into the area.....
so I'm with Steve on this one, and am hopping that this thread takes off just to help ease the work day along.........

Moderators.......... Moderate.....
 
Im gonna buy Parks a computer and a dish so we can get back to the "Good old DAYS, of rifle practice off the front porch. "
 
not the actual Beaver but fun just the same....

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Can you imagine giving directions to your house.......

"get off on BIG BEAVER and your there"......

And yes I verified that its not a photshop......

Nobody else up for a little "humor" just before the Holiday?

Steve
 
Wynona's got herself a big brown beaver
and she shows it off to all her friends.
One day, you know, that beaver tried to leave her,
So she caged him up with cyclone fence.

Now Wynona took her big brown beaver,
And she stuck him up in the air.
Said "I sure do love this big brown beaver
And I wish I did have a pair."

Wynona loved her big brown beaver
And she stroked him all the time.
She pricked her finger one day and it
Occurred to her she might have a porcupine.

Only Primus song I know.
 
We had a day care center in Maryland called Little Beaver Day Care........I always figured I would hear something bad on the news and people would say........geez, why didn't we see that coming?
 
Good Lord I wish my Ol' man was still alive. I can just see him now blowing Budweiser all over his computer screen thinking about "You take exit "69" to Big beaver"....He'd be rolling on the floor! I'm my fathers son. It's so sad to think I was thinking the same thing when I read it! Thanks for the laugh!
 
Dang it, dang it, dang it... On Veteran's Day I was at Cabelas with my BIL and walked by the mounted exhibit and thought "I should take a picture of the beaver"...but I didn't do it. Dang it...

Had you heard that the city the duckguru lives in had a beaver problem last year? Paul told me he would be glad to take care of it... make up your own joke.

Tim
 
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Notice the tails? Some are long and thin, and one is big and wide. So, with beavers like that, does size matter?
 
Why does he get to have 6?
Of course, 6 beavers is a lot more work than my 40 year old body can probably handle at one time.
 
Small...you're five or six posts late Dude.....think original...

Sikorski.....no BIG Beavers? Parks used to post that picture of 60lbers.....and the one that Jason's son had the fight with on his Mom's kitchen table was at least that big......those are "barely legal" Beav's...albeit their pelts appear to be of the finest quality......

Just heard from Ed Lindsey that Beaver Poop is selling for $2.75....its used in the "parfume" industry...apparantely smells sweet and musky, (the odor not the fish)........Ed suggests the following....."So the next time your wife smells good, tell her you have not smelled anything like that since the last time you had your nose in a beaver. I'm sure she will take that as a good thing"!

So who tries it first and reports his success?

Steve









 
Steve....the Big Beaver Road sign is most definetly not a photo shop. The road is also known as 16 Mile Rd. Along with the Big Beaver Rd, we have Gratiot Rd which is NOT pronounced as Grat-e-ot but Grass-sh*t. I sh*t you not. Only in Detroit.
 
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