Did you ever have one of those girlfriends

Eric Patterson

Eric Patterson

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that just nagged and nagged and nagged and was always laying guilt trips or making you feel like crap for having fun with your friends?

I bet a lot of you had a girlfriend like that, perhaps when you were in college or young 20's. That time of your life when hanging out with your buds was your favorite pastime and it didn't matter what you were really doing, just as long as you had some of your friends along for the ride. Somehow she'd always ruin it for you. You cut here loose and even though it was ugly going down your were far happier when it was done.

Friday night after work (which has become a draining affair sucking all the life out of me lately) I swung by Best Buy to get a new washing machine (fun Friday night huh?). As I perused the music aisles a CD caught my eye, Cowboy Mouth - Voodoo Shoppe. I could use some good old New Orleans Rock so I bought it knowing Cowboy Mouth always delivers.

A little latter that evening cruising around with Andrew in the Jeep with me the below song came on. Within the first minute I was laughing my butt off and all the week's hassles were soon forgotten. Nobody can say it quite like Fred LeBlanc. If you ever have a chance to see them live you should. I don't know if there is a better live band out there today.

http://duckboats.net/...ic/This_Much_Fun.mp3
 
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"that just nagged and nagged and nagged and was always laying guilt trips or making you feel like crap for having fun with your friends? "

Never, ever, even once!

A guy who puts up with that kind of gal usually winds up with her making you marry her and you are stuck with that all your life.

Don't get me wrong, I loves the wemens but, I did have one that talked back to me once, I took her directly to Fort Hawley and traded her for a Hawken rifle.

If'n they won't gut yer deer and pluck your birds............Ya mite as well be single as to pack around a squaw what won't do her womanly chores..........WAGH!

Women never nag right away, they wait until they know they can getr away with it..........by then it's too late for you....unless ya got guts enough to trade'em for a Hawken.

I've always liked the Indian way of handling this, if your squaw starts giving you a hard time and nagging you in front of your friends, you have every legal right to take her back to her folks and get ya a new one! WAGH!

Manywounds
 
Buy the way,manywounds,is that how you got them ?He He. I wonder if you can trade a wife in on a nice Piotti
hammer shotgun,Hmmmm
 
If'n they won't gut yer deer and pluck your birds............Ya mite as well be single as to pack around a squaw what won't do her womanly chores..........WAGH!
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Hate to break it to you Dave but these days frontier women aren't what you'd call frequent. I think you described what Paul might be waiting for, but then again it might just be he's not into the opposite sex thing.
 
Nope, never had one last long enough to nag me....I always went by "The Here After" credo. "If you ain't here after what I'm here after...you'll be here after I'm gone". My wife didn't start nagging me till we were married 15 years..and she hasn't stopped yet.
 
Hate to break it to you Dave but these days frontier women aren't what you'd call frequent. I think you described what Paul might be waiting for, but then again it might just be he's not into the opposite sex thing.
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Don't think I don't still have photoshop on my computer... hehehe

So it seems I have about as much sex as the average married guy, only I don't have to deal with all the nagging and B.S. Better to wait for the right one than to keep splitting up/selling my stuff with "practice" wives... SO, I may be procrastinating a bit...

Then again, they say procrastination is like masturbation. It may seem like a good idea at the time, but in the end you're only ****ing yourself!
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"Had" would be the Key word there , Yep I HAD one. The only reason I stayed as long as i did was the fact she was a stone cold knockout. Blond hair, green eyes, killer bod.I'm talkin about one of those chicks everybody in the room turns to see and then ask "what the %@** is she doin with him?" =)
She started in about Marraige and gave me an ultimatum(sp) , MARRY ME OR ELSE !
I had been with her for 3 years and figured "OR ELSE" couldn't be that bad!! Few years later I met my wife , 13 years later its still one of the best decisions I ever made sober !
I ran into the " EX " not to long ago, it seems she is now divorved ( from the guy she "cough" left me for . This was her 2nd failed marraige. As I listened to her tell me how she was available now my wife walks up and conviently places her left hand in a position ( no not that one) where the ex could see her ring !!! I told my wife later that while the ex was talking I was really trying to remember some of the happier times we had spent together but really couldn't come up with anything...............nada.
I guess the moral of this ramble would be this.
No matter how hot and good looking a woman is , somewhere, somebody is tired of putting up with her crap.
 
jw

When I was in college one of the baseball players in my dorm (I was an RA), who was from Nicarauga so that may explain his point-of-view, married a girl who was a wee bit on the large size. He told me underneath it all she was pretty and he was going to have her lose all those extra pounds and after that he would have a great looking wife to impress his friends and she'd love him for marrying him and making her thin and happy. Something told me that after being called FAT for the 1000th by her husband and forced to eat what he dictated they'd not experience marital bliss he planned on. He got cut by the Brewers and I never heard what happened to them. He's probably fat now.
 
"I told my wife later that while the ex was talking I was really trying to remember some of the happier times we had spent together but really couldn't come up with anything...............nada. "


You are a quick thinker there! My hat's off to you...impressive!
 
Eric,
sounds like a friend of mine. Everytime we found out he was dating someone new we would all ask "well what does she look like?" because when your in your teens and 20's this is pretty much the extent of what you need to know.
He would always end the description with "but she could problably stand to lose a few pounds" , One of our crew finally handed him a " weights and measure conversion chart " one day. He looked at him and asked ,"whats this for?", guy 2 tells guy 1 he has seen the last few girls he's been out with and obviously had trouble relating that " she could problably stand to lose a few pounds" actually falls into the 40 to 50 pound catagory !!!!! That was the closest I have ever seen to someones head actually exploding !

He was a great guy to have in the pack , he always went for the big girl that usually runs blocker for the others. Then the other girls get jealous.............................=)






Lee,
I was serious . sad but true .
This ( proper name for female dog ) had the nerve to cheat on me , give me an ultimatum , leave , marry guy 2 , divorce guy 2 and tell me she was single again .She tells me this while my wife was less than 5 feet away.
Wonder where I would be with my wife and the EX show up?
a bar ?
dance club ?
resturant ?







Try my fathers funeral.
The only reason I didn't say "what the !@#$ are you doing here?" was that we did date for 3 years and Pop didn't hate her ,so I figured I should let her show her respects , and go. Didn't see her from the time we broke until then, and havn't seen her since.

it really was funny when the wife flashed that ring!!
 
He was a great guy to have in the pack , he always went for the big girl that usually runs blocker for the others. Then the other girls get jealous.............................=)
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A guy that takes one for the team. Good friend to have around. Much better than the friend who you confide in that you've got the hots for some girl only to have him hitting on her the next time he sees her out and in front of you.
 
heheh true , he was our "starter" ,our "finisher" was guy who would , when we first arrived at a club find the biggest , ugliest girl in the room and say" thats her , you guys got it ?" . Somebody ( newbe) asked once what the heck he meant ? We just smiled and replied " when he's drunk enough to ask her to dance, its time to go home !!! "

There has been more than one occation where we drug him off the dance floor screaming " buu..uuuh she liiiisss me, duuuuude I wuss gunna gee luckeee" translation ," I belive this woman truely has feelings for me and a loving relationship may be lost forever" ........................ yeah, whatever, get in the truck, you'll thank us tommorrow.
 
your good ! I didn't notice that !

my wife will be the first to tell you that I am ALWAYS right....................and then she just does it her way.




I AM THE MAN ! I WEAR THE PANTS IN MY HOUSE !
whatever pair she tells me to put on
 
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