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Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives. However, they had gotten
over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.
Incredibly drunk, and walking home, they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.
One of them had nothing to wipe with, so she thought she would take off her panties and
use them. Her friend, however, was wearing rather expensive pair of panties and did not
want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath
with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.
After a the girls did their business, they proceeded to go home. The next day one of the
women's husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed
---hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said, "These girls nights have to stop!
I'm starting to suspect the worst.. My wife came home with no panties!!!"
"That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card stuck to her butt
that said....."From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you."
Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives. However, they had gotten
over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.
Incredibly drunk, and walking home, they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.
One of them had nothing to wipe with, so she thought she would take off her panties and
use them. Her friend, however, was wearing rather expensive pair of panties and did not
want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath
with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.
After a the girls did their business, they proceeded to go home. The next day one of the
women's husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed
---hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said, "These girls nights have to stop!
I'm starting to suspect the worst.. My wife came home with no panties!!!"
"That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card stuck to her butt
that said....."From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you."
