Oh Danibeth....child of mine

Diana

Diana

Active member
Okay I have tried your cell phone and I tried to reach Hitch.....maybe just maybe one of you will check the site before you light out again for everything ducky..... As you know I am supposed to be going canoeing in the morning with GiGi and company would you like to tell me where I might find the paddles??? PLLLLLLeeeeaaase tell me that they are not in your car! If they are..........well you will be sleeping al fresca for a very very very very long time. YOUR LOVING MOTHER
 
Quit laughing Lee, that is not nice.....hehehe...hahahaha....Oh, is someone "Up the creek"?
Forgive me laughing but this is hard to pass.

Tim
 
I didn't know you were supposed to be going canoeing. If I had known, I would have taken the paddles out of my truck. However, I only have daddys two nice paddles. Go figure right? Anyway, I only have two of the paddles. I really am sorry.
 
I didn't know you were supposed to be going canoeing. If I had known, I would have taken the paddles out of my truck. However, I only have daddys two nice paddles. Go figure right? Anyway, I only have two of the paddles. I really am sorry.
Click to expand...
Which of course means once again "you were NOT listening". I thought those were stars in your eyes when I was talking to you. obviously they were ducks therefore you did not hear a word I was saying.........oh the trials of a parent.......Guess what Guess what Guess What I shot 6 ducks today.......2 unknowns and 4 buffleheads I think.....you can see them when you get home.......yep shot them with the camera......

took the ghetto paddles we had and off we went.....almost had to portage the return back at Timiquana Cedar Grove area. Fun was had though...Hitch hope you have fun with my offspring because she is in such trouble when she gets back it may be three seasons before you get to see her again!!!!!!!!!
 
She's on her way home with a possession limit of Blue wing, Ringers, Bluebills, and a Mottle duck with a band... Oh and 2 very nice paddles :)
 
She's on her way home with a possession limit of Blue wing, Ringers, Bluebills, and a Mottle duck with a band... Oh and 2 very nice paddles :)
Click to expand...
are you familiar with the term "spare the paddles spoil the child"..........need I say more?
 
Yes, the ones in the 4Runner ARE very nice. So comfey in the hand..so efficient...they make paddling a breeze.

Now the busted up duck hunting paddles (esp. the infamous "toothpick paddle") make it such a chore, especially on a windy day. And watch the splinters.

Spare the paddle, indeed.
 
Yes, the ones in the 4Runner ARE very nice. So comfey in the hand..so efficient...they make paddling a breeze.

Now the busted up duck hunting paddles (esp. the infamous "toothpick paddle") make it such a chore, especially on a windy day. And watch the splinters.

Spare the paddle, indeed.
Click to expand...
The ones in the 4runner are only nice if they are actually with the boat so that one can use them......now there is a concept....okay did the goof tell you she cannot find her duck call?????? Given that info you can understand why I might want her to put the paddles back where she got them. What a concept.

Now you best behave yourself my dear man because while you are out hunting I might just give Kim a break and watch little bits and I might just take our little Lainey and show her how to get all prissy and to think that dirt and mud are yucky!!!!!!! and that hurting poor defense-less duckies is mean. Picture your little girl staring at you oops glaring at you with that solitary tear clinging to her cheek, as only girls can make them do, while you clean your kill....okay so it is only one bird this season but still a kill none the less.....okay you have gone and done it....before I start the "Dr. Mitchell" treatment on you, I best be getting to work. Did DB ever mention the voodoo doll?
 
Baaawwwwaaaahahahahhaah

My dear woman, that MAY have worked last year when she was 2 and tender. Now she's a 'big girl' who LOOOVES to help pops gut birds.

In fact, Ive found her nimble little toddler fingers perfectly sized for scraping lung material from between duck ribs. And shes absolutely puzzled by moms refusal to partake in the feast of the birdflesh.

hell I may have an "immortal" of my own on my hands in a coupla years, and If I dont ruin her completely, Im sure your daughter will pick up the slack.

Oh, and Ive anticipated the DrM treatment (may he rot in whatever passes for his hell) and have already paid a visit to the root lady. Nah. :)
 
didja notice how may "looks" a post by the ladies gets -- why is that?

i'm sure that there is a logical explanation and i can't wait to hear it -- lol
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top