Gun Problem Dani Old Farts

Wispete

Wispete

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There are ten reasons why you don't want to hunt with Old Farts. No Names are included.

10. They get winded from getting in the boat.

9. You can't find a place in the boat for the walker.

8. When you complement them on their face mask and find out they are not wearing one.

7. They give you high fiber coffee.

6. They ask if you will clean their dentures and pre-chew the meat in their
sandwiches.

5. They think WD 40 is a good mouth spray for bad breath.

4. When you drop a decoy in the bag. They lose their balance and fall over.

3. When they say " Take........ " and can't remember the rest.

2. They keep wanting to go back to the ramp and pee.

1. They tell the warden " That new steel shot isn't as good as the lead I got."



 
And you know all this because??????????????????????????????


(No, we have never hunted together so don't go down that road.) :>)
 
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There are ten reasons why you don't want to hunt with Old Farts. No Names are included.

10. They get winded from getting in the boat.
then they're more likely to have a boat with a motor so we wouldn't PADDLE around the marsh trying to remember where we are and where we're supposed to be going... 9. You can't find a place in the boat for the walker.
Don't put it IN the boat...make it a part of the blind...just make sure it's hooked on really good.
8. When you complement them on their face mask and find out they are not wearing one. One less thing to be forgotten at home...lucky them...
7. They give you high fiber coffee.
High fiber, no fiber, high caffeine, no caffeine...I will politely decline it anywho...more for them...more trips to the ramp...
6. They ask if you will clean their dentures and pre-chew the meat in their sandwiches.
a bit of WD-40 to really shine those bad boys up, get the gunk off, make em smell good and they'll be back to their owners in no time...and the freshly oiled teefs will allow that meat to just sliiiide right on down nice and easy...
5. They think WD 40 is a good mouth spray for bad breath.
Well, WD-40 is A LOT better smelling than bad breath...
4. When you drop a decoy in the bag. They lose their balance and fall over.
Don't have to be old to do that...anyone who knows me is aware of that...
3. When they say " Take........ " and can't remember the rest. the rest of what?
2. They keep wanting to go back to the ramp and pee.
Good for me...MUCH better option for me...
1. They tell the warden " That new steel shot isn't as good as the lead I got."
Is this before or after they start telling the stories about how when they were "my" age, your parents were still walking around in diapers?
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My dock is generic accessible. Seat belts in the boat if needed. Bathroom in the blind with all accessorys. Carry WD-40 for cleaning eyeglasses at all times.( some older guys like that ) Bino's if needed to see any decoys beyond 40 feet. Carry low brass 6's because can't clearly see ducks beyond thirty feet anyway. Thinking about stairs to get up the bank to the blind. ( My partners suggestion, I think he was just being polite )

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No we haven't hunted together Dave but all Old Farts are welcome ( : > o )

We can really take care of them............Carol even put chocolates by there bedside......
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Dani, You have those Old Farts pretty well figured out. I wish you the best of Luck.

I can just see camo netting on a walker. good idea.

 
Pete-

I have a picture at home of a walker I made for a friend for his 40th birthday....I'll post it if I can find it...

Dani
 
Pete-

I have a picture at home of a walker I made for a friend for his 40th birthday....I'll post it if I can find it...

Dani
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Not funny at all Dani. Pick on real old farts not those vibrant individuals who are in the prime of their lives.
 
Tim-

What was I supposed to do? There he is, getting ready to turn 40 and bemoaning the fact that now he's goingto be "old"...I figured if he was gonna think himself old, I'd help him out, me being a good friend and all...at least this walker was camoflauged and had a little blind on it...I was even going to put a gun rest on it and a little place for him to hold some shells, but I figured he could 'accessorize' as he saw fit...

Dani
 
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