Hooters & Hollers Sportsman Expo This Weekend

Eric Patterson

Eric Patterson

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So what time do you fellas want to try and meet? Maybe go tot he show and have lunch and a few laughs? Who's in?


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He Said Hoooooooooterrrrrrrrrs!!!!! To long of a drive home to Missouri otherwise I'd be front and center.

Kyle Ritter
 
Jeez, Sutton. Are we being a little bit critical? (I'm kidding of course)

Surprised that you're not complaining that the boat's registered in TM, whatever state that is. Or that the dog is wearing what looks like a girdle ('least the 'artist' got the color right - yellow Labs rule!).

And I'm sure that the Owl ain't palming a beer.........

Eric, have a good time. Beverly Newton's going to pick up my mounts for me and give them to my wife on Monday at work. Take a look at them in her booth and let me know how they look.

Hmmm......that call the duck's holding looks like a Freddy Zink call.........wonder if he's pro staff?
 
as a semi-pro doodler myself I would bet the artist initials are TM as it was drawn in 2007.

But they still could have done better on the "Hooter".
 
I'll come down after work...probably be a little late. They gonna have Hooters girls shooting machine guns?
 
With the bags under that owls eyes it looks like he's been on a three day bender!

Just needs his Robin Hood hat for the full Woodsy the owl look! "Give a hoot get the lead out" or something like that.hehehehehe
 
the motor being "burped" or is that from something else......

I saw that TM note and immediately got defensive of course, (I spend my days looking for sublimnal messages donchaknow), but then decided that the TM was an inoffensive TRADE MARK notation because if the guy can't draw any better than that he sure wouldn't know where to find that little tm in the circle thingy so I let it slide......

Hooter girls shooting automatic weapons.....damn...I'd write poetry after seeing that.....

Steve
 
Steve, I don't take my wife to gun shows anymore after standing in front of a table with my mouth open and ears shut watching a continuous loop of healthy bosomed ladies in slow motion shooting full automatic weapons. With my grandson...I can say "wow, look at those machineguns, they really kick don't they?"..and he says "I'd like to shoot those guns grampa!". I need to buy that DVD and keep it out in the shop!
 
When you get it don't lose it like the one of Tanya.......

We always have the "Bass and Ass--Tits and Trout" girls working the booth at the Sportsman shows here in late winter.....always inspiring to see a scantily clad "big bosomed" sportswoman in an unheated tent selling a product that she just saw for the first time that a.m......they are amazing salesmen though as rarely do you see a guest without one of their products.....

SEX SELLS.....

I'm Steve Sutton and I only approve this message if everyone likes it, but not if anyone decides its either politically incorrect or finds it so offensive that they get their panties in a bunch over it.....
 
I don't even go to trade shows anymore since they deemed the bikini clad cabinet salesgirls not appropriate. Used to catch hell at home when my wife would nose through the complimentary literature bag and see a polaroid of me between said sales ladies. Maybe it was the look on my face in the pic..at least the half of it that showed while I was looking at the "drawers" beside me.
 
to the one on your face in the "I'm in jail but don't bail me out, the guys here are really friendly" avatar photo......

Boy there used to be some real Babe's at the truck shows in the Kenworth, Ford, GMC, Peterbilt, booths.....real talent.....

Steve
 
You must be really losing your touch. You didn't say anything about the orange vests, the white hat (turned backwards), or the boat that looks suspiciously roto-molded with camo colors right in the plastic, given your affinity for such fine watercraft.

To quote Slim Pickens..."I am depressed..."

You'd think with sponsors like Hooters that they could have found a better artist...who wouldn't draw the owl hanging on to an aluminum can of something...ah yes...we do love stereotypes...oh, I'm sure it's an RC, which begs the question, "Where's the Moon Pie?".

Oh, well, at least they aren't pointing the guns at each other.
 
FME cattail and dead grass greenish and that flap thing across the gunnels has to be "visqueen"......

At least the ducks hat isn't "locked" to the side but he is blowing on the call from the wrong end....

Nice Turtle Decoy as well....I thought I was the only one with a Turtle "confidence" decoy.....

Steve
 
You mean the turtle that you flash at red shirted wimmin on the beach? I know...it was cold...shrinkage...yeah sure....
 
You mean the turtle that you flash at red shirted wimmin on the beach? I know...it was cold...shrinkage...yeah sure....
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I think we just went past the point of TMI (Too Much Information)! Please post a picture of a machine gun toting women to get that image out of our heads.

Tim
 
Here you go Tim....Sorry about the one piece. After all this is a family site!...hehe

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