First, let me say, for the record, that is NOT Duncan!
Now, as to my entry for the caption contest........
I don't give a rat's patoot, I'm neither cleaning, cooking, nor eating that goddamn bird!
Or
Jeez, Dad, if I'd known they had service like this at the Peabody, we'd stay here ALL the time!
Is it just me, or does that dog look a little like a kangaroo in that postion?