I don't post much of what I "hobby" from a craftsman perspective. Only one "What's on your workbench" post in my history as it's mostly Herter 72 redux with burlap and rattle cans and some formulation I invented to replace Rustle Coat that only works right if you get thick enough you can't really quite blend it and it leaves blemishes like a 14 year old boy managing acne AND trying to shave (but when that formulation is on, man o man is it good!)....
Then theres the canoe conversion to layout which I refuse to post until complete to save 2 year update absences and the comments about "If God wanted canoes to be layouts he would've made them layouts!" Or Sportboats, whatever.
Somehow, I got that project stored in my basement and my wife hasn't complained since duck season ended (approx T-giving here), so I must be doing something right, even if not "post" worthy.
But this one, for me, fits the bill of the original incarnation of duckboats.net.... The Build.
I have a 12 year old daughter. Which in 2000-whatever is a teenager since they no longer have "Junior High" but now have "Middle School", which seems to disperse hormones at a rate equivalent to neutrinos... density doesn't matter and at near the speed of light.... well, dad's have no chance.
Anyway, a brief conversation:
Dad: "Home Ec. What do they call it now?"
Daughter: "Life Skills"
Dad: "Life Skills? So, you balance a checkbook, learn to cook, learn to sew?"
Daughter: "No. More around nutrition labels, chemicals in the house, how to recycle. Things that save the planet, you know?'
Dad: "Huh. Shop class? You have any routers, planers, drill presses?"
Daughter: "What?"
Dad: "I know it was 'forever ago', but we had really big shop areas where we built things, like clocks. You don't build clocks?"
Daughter: "You built clocks? Like, why didn't you have one on your phone?"
Dad: "Yah, ya ya. And we had to get up to change the channel. We also built gun racks. But I'm guessing you can't do that anymore, would be promoting "gun violence"."
Daughter: "You built gun racks? Really? What is that?"
Dad: "You took some 1 x 6 lumber, cut holes and curves, added a shell box on the bottom, stained it, and gave it to your dad. Wouldn't it be nice if you did something like that for YOUR dad?"
Daughter: "Well, I COULD print you a 3D prototype!"
..... not certain if I'm happy or sad my poor DIY ways won't be passed on...
...but, she has a brother..... (in odd Obi Wan Kenobi voice).
Then theres the canoe conversion to layout which I refuse to post until complete to save 2 year update absences and the comments about "If God wanted canoes to be layouts he would've made them layouts!" Or Sportboats, whatever.
Somehow, I got that project stored in my basement and my wife hasn't complained since duck season ended (approx T-giving here), so I must be doing something right, even if not "post" worthy.
But this one, for me, fits the bill of the original incarnation of duckboats.net.... The Build.
I have a 12 year old daughter. Which in 2000-whatever is a teenager since they no longer have "Junior High" but now have "Middle School", which seems to disperse hormones at a rate equivalent to neutrinos... density doesn't matter and at near the speed of light.... well, dad's have no chance.
Anyway, a brief conversation:
Dad: "Home Ec. What do they call it now?"
Daughter: "Life Skills"
Dad: "Life Skills? So, you balance a checkbook, learn to cook, learn to sew?"
Daughter: "No. More around nutrition labels, chemicals in the house, how to recycle. Things that save the planet, you know?'
Dad: "Huh. Shop class? You have any routers, planers, drill presses?"
Daughter: "What?"
Dad: "I know it was 'forever ago', but we had really big shop areas where we built things, like clocks. You don't build clocks?"
Daughter: "You built clocks? Like, why didn't you have one on your phone?"
Dad: "Yah, ya ya. And we had to get up to change the channel. We also built gun racks. But I'm guessing you can't do that anymore, would be promoting "gun violence"."
Daughter: "You built gun racks? Really? What is that?"
Dad: "You took some 1 x 6 lumber, cut holes and curves, added a shell box on the bottom, stained it, and gave it to your dad. Wouldn't it be nice if you did something like that for YOUR dad?"
Daughter: "Well, I COULD print you a 3D prototype!"
..... not certain if I'm happy or sad my poor DIY ways won't be passed on...
...but, she has a brother..... (in odd Obi Wan Kenobi voice).
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