True stories are funniest

harry whitley

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Picture a receiving line at a big "Waterfowl Festival". The first person in the line is a grizzled old duck hunter. A well heeled young couple approaches, the yuppie (you know the type) wife dressed top to bottom in LL Bean or Cabela's clothing introduces herself. She says in a breathy aloof voice, "Hi I'm Carmen" The old duck hunter tells her that she has a beautiful name and asks if it is a family name to which she replies it is a name she took herself based on 2 of her favorite things. She then asks his name to which he resolutely retorts, "Teal Tits".

When I heard this one I laughed till I darn near cried.
Best to all,
Harry
 
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