Thanks guys......
So, here is the story that goes with the skin and bones hanger.....
Opening weekend opened up wet and stormy. Sunday was forecasted to be the better day so I decided I would work on Saturday and then take Monday off. The "problem" was that that storm as well as the squalls earlier in the week dumped about 4" of rain on my house. I knew that would make for a VERY wet weekend in the woods. I would likely need hip boots but not having them, my regular rubber boots came out.
Sunday I headed to the road I wanted. However, the road I typically turn down was flooded. Not surprisingly but also I wasn't expecting not seeing the end of the water on the road. It is graveled so likely it was okay but I've played that game in the FJ and lost a couple times. It always ended up with a lot of work for me afterwards. I didn't want to do that in the Chevy on the first day of my turkey season. I backed out and headed to another road that I knew would get me where I wanted to go, though I knew it was going to be a bit of a crap shoot with one section. There were a number of puddles/lakes of water on the road that I walked before driving until I came to another one that was graveled and likely safe but not even 1/3 of the way into the water I was getting water in my rubber boots. I executed a 99 point turn and headed to an offshoot road. At that point, we were well into early gobbling time. Not a peep heard.
I decided that I was in a section of "higher ground" and I have seen hens on that road in the past. Where there are hens, there will be gobblers. It was as good a place as any to go for a walk. It was a quiet, gorgeous walk along the road. Plenty of prettiness to admire while I listened to all of the tweety birds sing. And not one single gobble.
And my favorite bringer of turkey season....zephyr lilies
I walked for about an hour or so and not a single gobble or yelp was heard. Ah well. I would head back to the truck and see if I could get to where I originally wanted to go so that I could see what the conditions were like in my swamp.
The driving was easier and no major hazards were encountered. I got parked where I wanted to go into my woods, down a trail that required me to cross a ditch. I learned quite quickly that YUP hip waders at a minimum are a must. But, my boot was full of water already and so I may as well continue across. I got into the woods and what I saw gave me pause. This was one of the drier locations that I ran across.
So, back to the truck I went. Wet boots and socks came off and dry boots and socks were put on. I kept on driving a bit then turned around at the intersection prior to the major flooded section of the road. As I was driving back the way I came, I could see birds waaaay down the road. I got the binoculars out and there were egrets on the road (part of the road is washed out) and it looked like a couple turkeys. I crept forward to the second intersection, stopping to glass from time to time and sure enough....there were turkeys. At least one gobbler was strutting his gorgeous self about in the middle of the road.
I turned and parked just up the road at the intersection, got my pack, gun and then crept out again to see if the turkeys were still there. Yup. And it appeared there were two strutters and several hens.
So then I considered my problem.
I know that I can't just stroll down the road into their midst and expect a turkey to give himself up. How do I get to them? Either side of the road is a ditch that requires at least hip waders and I really don't want to get my feet wet again. Especially when I don't know how deep anything is and I REALLY didn't want to go swimming.
An example of one of the ditches that blocks me from access into the woods without getting wet.
The woods on one side is wet and flooded and I knew I would not be able to walk quietly through there. The woods on the other side is kind of open and the brush would sort of hide me from the turkeys vision. But could I walk silently? It would be a challenge since I was wearing rubber boots a bit too large. Is it open in the woods all of the way down to them? If that section of the road is like the section I just drove, there are sections of open woods, swampy hardwoods, thick brush and then more open woods. I considered that I might not even be able to get through some of the brushy areas without spooking the birds. However, the birds are down the road a ways and there is heavy brush on both sides of the road. Maybe I could get close by hugging the young trees and brush that lines the road and then just see what the birds do.
After much internal debate, that is what I did. I crept down the road, slowly, hugging the trees and blackberries and bushes that line the side of the road. The turkeys seemed to pay me no mind. I got to a section that turned in a bit into the woods so I could travel a little faster but that was as far as I could go. My brush ran out for a good long stretch. I squatted down and looked down the road with my binoculars. Yup, two gobblers and a few hens. But they were still a few hundred yards a way. I could go no further.
I sat down in some young trees so that I was a little covered and just watched them. There was definitely a boss gobbler and a side kick. The side kick hung out for a while but then it seemed like he was kind of meandering my way. I got excited. Then it looked like he was heading back to the wad of hens and strutting gobbler. I got disappointed.
That bird played with me like that multiple times. Eventually he disappeared for a while. The strutting bird was still there and I didn't hear any birds fly off but that doesn't mean much. I didn't want to lean too far out since I didn't want to get busted. Maybe he went down the road the other way? Maybe he is coming to me? Maybe he hopped the ditch and just meandered off into the woods? AARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH WHERE IS HE?!?!?!?
Then I saw a red head coming out of some shadows. He was probably half way between me and the strutting gobbler!!!!!
My heart went from relatively calm to nascar fast in a blink of an eye. I crouched even lower and wiggled myself down the embankment into the ditch a little, trying to do it quietly. I was sitting in water but I was also better hidden. Because of the brush I was hiding behind, I would lose track of him and do the "where is he?!?!? did he go back to the flock?!?!!? is he still coming?!?!?!" thing. Then he would pop back into the sunshine and I could see him and my heart would race all over again.
He kept on coming down the road. Just feeding his way down the road in a nice meandering zig zag line. He got to the point where I figured he would spot me. I was a big lump after all on the side of the road, where lumps like me just aren't. He did spot me but I guess I was still hidden back enough that he wasn't all that concerned or curious. He needed to take a couple more steps forward so that the saplings weren't in my way. Eventually he did.
When I went to collect my big beautiful turkey, I looked down the road and the boss gobbler continued to strut. Clearly he was not concerned about the noise or the creature that came out on the road.
During the entire stalk, there was not a single gobble. Plenty of strutting going on, but not one single gobble.