ur sick! Truly!
And as for him being five feet in front of me....well I can't help it that I was watching that other pretty boy wandering around in the sun, showing off his pretty colors (you know how us girls like sparkly shiny things), struttin his stuff and showing me what a gorgeous bird he is.
At the same time I was mentally willing him to come my way...and since I don't have it down to the art form that you seem to, I had to really concentrate, so naturally I wouldn't see a bird that was five YARDS from me off to my right until he made quite a ruckus to get my attention. Personally, I think he was just vain and couldn't stand that my decoy might've been purtier than he was. Isn't vanity one of the deadly sins in the Christian religion? I haven't discussed that with the Turkey Gods....
And as for him being five feet in front of me....well I can't help it that I was watching that other pretty boy wandering around in the sun, showing off his pretty colors (you know how us girls like sparkly shiny things), struttin his stuff and showing me what a gorgeous bird he is.
At the same time I was mentally willing him to come my way...and since I don't have it down to the art form that you seem to, I had to really concentrate, so naturally I wouldn't see a bird that was five YARDS from me off to my right until he made quite a ruckus to get my attention. Personally, I think he was just vain and couldn't stand that my decoy might've been purtier than he was. Isn't vanity one of the deadly sins in the Christian religion? I haven't discussed that with the Turkey Gods....