Appreciate your wives, guys

Bill McAdam

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Remember that we're all in debt to our understanding (for the most part) wives and make sure they know they're appreciated. I wanted to share my experience with you of this weekend as it illustrates just how lucky I am. And, no, my wife's not standing over me.
I took my boat out yesterday for a local hunt and invited an acquaintance to try duck hunting for the first time. He assured me that he had his gun and steel shot ammo, licenses, everything he needed to be legal and ready to hunt. So, I grabbed the gear I knew he'd need (loaner waders, etc.) and headed out. I didn't take a backup gun, though, which is very uncharacteristic for me. I met him at the appointed place at the appointed time (They're always early on the first time), and we headed out. First thing I noticed, however, was that his gun was a fixed, full choke. I didn't want him to ruin his gun, so I decided to let him shoot mine and, if need be, I'd back him with his. But, I got on the cell and called my wife and asked her to bring my backup gun. She got up, got dressed, and grabbed the gun and headed out. We launched and went to put out dekes while she was driving and figured we'd be able to go back to the launching site to meet her and pick up the gun after we'd set out the spread. Well, the WMA is pretty screwed up with weeds and in some cases the navigable waterways go way too close to the fixed blinds (I apologize if I went too near anybody's blind), but we got back to where we wanted to hunt. I know we made at least one blind pretty angry. Well, by the time Tina arrived I'd realized we couldn't go back without totally screwing up some people's day, so I told her that when she called me to say she was at the launch. You know how lucky a guy I am? She's not really mad. I can't tell you how great she is. And I know it'll probably 'cost' me some time in the future. But I won't be as cheerful about paying up as I ought to be. I really owe her. Not just for bringing the gun. But for understanding.
 
Hey Bill, unless I was shooting BBB or T..I wouldn't give it a second thought about shooting through a full choke...Your wife is a Saint! Mine wouldn't have answered the phone.
 
Mine might have answered the phone, but can only imagine what would have came out of her mouth.

Did you send her flowers for that?

Andrew
 
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Duh! "Where do you think worth their weight in Rubies" might come from?
 
mine would'nt have answered the phone either.............that's because Judy would have been in the duck boat hunting with me!

Dave
 
Yeah Dave..I bet she would be rowing your old cowboy ass to the blind too. I think there musta only been one or two women like Judy born in the 20th century...and you lucked out!
 
mine's the other!
Yeah Dave..I bet she would be rowing your old cowboy ass to the blind too. I think there musta only been one or two women like Judy born in the 20th century...and you lucked out!
 
Sounds like you got a winner. On the flip side, a really good buddy of mine just found out his wife has been cheating on him. Their kids and our kids are growing up together. We've known each other as couples for over 10 years. You think you know people and then...

He didn't suspect anything but he accidentally saw an email and it all unravelled pretty quick for her. It has been going on for 15 months! The guy is/was a good friend of both of them. She even cut back on her time at work so she could "do more around the house".

He's absolutely devastated. Their kids don't know why they get to spend so much time over here these days.

So, ask her if she's been cheating on you, then if she says no, give her a big clamper of a hug with a leg hook, if that's ok in your house.

Mike
 
If she says yes, you know 2 things right off.
1. She's cheating
2. You have a chance with in a divorce settlement. "cause she's as dumb as a box of rocks.

Lee, you coming down to Oh-hee-er this year?

You going to carve with Kristan? That oughtta be a good time.
 
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Probably not Bill, I figger I'll use the money saved to go away from here..and get some ducks. I hope to get to Kristan's for a carve-a-thon..haven't seen mention of it since 40 guys wanted to show up, maybe it skeered him off?
 
You guys crack me up. Thanks for the chuckle Lee. Pete, you'll have to do a google image search! : )

Mike
 
Mike:
Just to clarify names---don't want Wis Pete to climb my frame. He's pete and I'm Jim Bosanny (wis boz). I shouldn't have made mine that similar to Pete's. Still wonder about the leg hook?? How's the back doing?
Jim
 
A hug is usually a sign of effection in a friendly kinda way. Add a leg hooked around the back of the huggies legs, and it becomes a clothes-on dry hump.

And yes, in case your wondering, I can make almost anything slightly dirty... not so dirty you turn away in digust, but just dirty enough to peek intrest. Its a gift. travis
 
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