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I know you always wanted a Reindeer but......





Chasing me around the house like this.... isn't the same as Caribou hunting.






I don't care what you thinking..... I don't roof tops......





So, I ran over that old lady..... I didn't know it was your grandmother
 
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REALLY?! really?

Do I look like a jack-a-lope to you?

I do ducks... not deer.

that's o.k. ... those brand new Sperry's you got for Christmas are my brand new rawhides!

humor the master, humor the master...

I don't remember this during any training session.

Okay... let's see you in the Fat Man's red suit Mister.
 
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"D*ck"

"Lemme guess...you went to PetSmart again..."

"Not exactly what I mean by 'horny'"

"Why is everybody laughing? Did I fart in my sleep again?"
 
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