Couple more Christmas presents.

Yukon Mike

Yukon Mike

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The grayling is a necklace pendant made of fossilized ivory. I love the stuff, but it smells like horse hooves boiled in peat moss mud when you carve it. Yummy! I find these pendants look best on chesty women, but that's just me.

I'm no Tim Jones, but I'm trying. Personal best perch replica.

None of these things I'm posting about are for sale, I just wanted to show them to you guys. Jane and I are planning a homemade gifts Christmas this year and I wanted to get a jump on things.

Mike

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you walk around and pick up fossilized mammoth ivory.....................all we get is red clay and dog poop!
anybody in the market for some daschund carpet pickles? :p

cool stuff Mike
 
I'd take a couple of those Daschund turds. It would be a present for my wifes Spanish Water Dog....I'd put them out in the yard in a couple places and drive her nuts looking for the dog that left them. That would make her day. How much you asking for them? Take trades?
 
I'm no Tim Jones, but I'm trying.
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Thank your lucky stars for that. :-)
I really like that perch. Someday I'm going to make a fish decoy with metal fins.
That fossilized ivory is cool... if it looks better on a "chesty woman" please post pictures so we can all judge for ourselves.

Tim
 
Harker,
your welcome to all you want ! I can see me now at the post office " so what are you shipping today ? Oh , just some sh** I don't need "


Pete,
You see what my wife has to deal with .....

either that or " linolium landmines " ,
whenever Moose goes , he sneaks off , then sneaks back , when gracie goes , moose sneaks in then starts Barking like a madman at her untill he has her cornered in the kennel and I come to see whats going on. Then he looks at me like " it wasn't me dad , it wasn't me, it was her !" . At least I have a "poop alarm"

I guess you start to show your age when your stories no longer focus on drinking or what girl you took home, but revolve around poop of one kind or another..................


Mike , I'm sorry , I didn't mean for your thread to go to Shi* :)
 
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"I guess you start to show your age when your stories no longer focus on drinking or what girl you took home, but revolve around poop of one kind or another.................. "

Isn't that the truth!!
 
i think Bill McAdam get credit for that term.

What really bad is " barefoot bingo " , our tile is black and white 1 foot squares , white tiles no problem seeing , Black tile...........
 
Damn Jeff,
I almost sprayed a mouth full of red wine all over me and the screen. ThenI thought the wife was gonna have to do a hinelick or whatever. Oh heck yeh, lets play with the dogs mind, how much ya gonna sell some for.
 
Looks like I need to get to work on the gift wrapping,
If you really want to mess with the wife I send you one of those super sized Tootsie rolls in a plastic bag marked " Moose poo OR Gracie poo ". When it arrives just take it out of the bag , give it a nibble and say something like "I'll be damned , he was right " and walk away.
 
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