Have I mentioned the crazy lady that lives next to my workshop?

Eric Patterson

Eric Patterson

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She (70+ years old single lady who is crazy) knocked on my door today and when I opened it she asked if I could help make something for her. Scared to ask, I did anyway out of curiosity, plus she had me trapped. What did she want me to make for her you ask. A CHASTITY BELT. My jaw about hit the floor. I kindly told her no.

Did I tell you the true story about her cat?

Eric
 
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This would be a good time to have one of those jaw dropping emogies.
That beats my crazy cat lady neighbor. I'm pretty sure she wouldn't want a chastity belt. Ewwww...... :(

Tim
 
Hahahahaha, did you ask if it was for herself or her daughter? What material she wanted it made out of? Eric, you had the perfect opportunity for one heck of a story that could go on and on and on. Sheesh, you could have made a pile on the movie rights - kind of like "Hangover" only with a twist. LOL
 
ERIC!!!


What kinda "shop" are you running over there?????? LMAO!! Seems to be a little fowl.... so it fits the group!!


I know tooo easy!!!! BAHAHAHAAAAA
 
Sounds like a business opportunity to me Eric. I can see the ad now for "Patterson's Chastity Belts - favored by the mature crowd".


Look how much of that equipment and shed you could write off.


Mark W
 
I'm guessing Steve Sanford will post pictures of a rebuild he did .... that guy has worked on everything!
 
Sounds like a business opportunity to me Eric. I can see the ad now for "Patterson's Chastity Belts - favored by the mature crowd".


Look how much of that equipment and shed you could write off.


Mark W
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Mark, you should be in PR! ;)
 
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Does she have a teenage grand daughter?
That's what I first thought of based on her request.

I'm told these devices are best made from steel, which requires a forge, and some additional tools to go with the forge.
 
Yeah, I'm betting on a grand-niece. You could probably enlist Thomas in the quality control department to test its' effectiveness!
Tom
 
I'm guessing Steve Sanford will post pictures of a rebuild he did .... that guy has worked on everything!

OMG!! I just lost what I was drinking!! That's funny!! But Steve - I would look at it in true amazement!!
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