I AM ALIVE!!!

bballard

bballard

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And I'm home. (thank God) Looks like I have a viral infection around the parwhatzitz sack around my heart. That pissed my liver of and has my lungs blowing smoke at them both. In all seriousness, thanks for the a ta boys.

I can now say unequivically that NITRO PILLS SUCK. Morphine makes you drool, and give me a good scotch over vicoden any day. Now my friends if you will excuse me I must begin my detox program.

Best wishes to you all.
B
 
Well, Brian, i guess that is good news--i was thinking about asking if i could have your stuff, but i guess that is outta the question, eh?
Glad to hear some good news, buddy!
God Bless
 
Good to hear from ya Brian. Don't drool in the Scotch too much :-) Look forward to hearing that voice on the mic in Ohio soon.

Hitch
 
I was on vicodin after a knee surgery. I had a dream under the stuff where several of us were arguing with a giant pig on where to order a pizza. It's head was at least 10 feet long, and that was the only part sticking through the barn door, and it could talk. When the farmer said "I don't care where we go, as long as they've got beer!" That's when I woke up, and when I quit taking it.
I hope you're feeling better soon, and I hope that story lightens your day. I grin every time I think of it.
 
I tried to explain Morphine to somebody once. It has three stages , smile , slobber , sleep . 4 stages if you count " repeat ".

Vicoden and morphine have a tendency to turn off that little filter in your brain that thoughts go thru before they actually become words !!! Also makes you think your whispering when your not. Found this out when my cousin told me what I said about a girl ( with truelly special skills ) who was visiting me in the hospital while my parents were standing there. ( i was 17 ) . not surprisingly he said my mother blushed and my dad had to turn away to hide the smile.


glad to hear your doing better , hang in there.
 
any man that survives having his nipple bitten off by a rabid Flamingo dang sure won't be taken down by some dinky crap like a viral infection of the heart....nope...ain't happening....

Good news man...GOOD NEWS.....

Best,

Steve
 
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