Its TIME to unveil...

Scott O.

Scott O.

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Now that the migrations have been located, I think I can unveil what may come to be the single most important item in any duckhunters arsenal (other than maybe the Swiss Army Egret)

I know some of you will shout "Abomination!!" but I say, "I don't think so"...the carrying case for this piece of gear can be crafted out of fine Corinthian leather. You can place this on the mantle flanked by antique cork decoys or set it in the gun case next to your Pigeon Grade Browning Superposed. You can also take off the wings and stir coffee with it.

Another chapter may need to be written in my book "Making Corn Decoys: The Century-Old Way" with apologies to Grayson.

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Very cool Scott, you are an innovator.
Do you have one with rechargeable battery packs, an embedded tide table, with a flyway prediction almanac, a "where did this water come from and who owns it authorization code", and instruction on how to use it to fend off rabid coyotes all in canvas foam overlay? If so, I want one.
 
Scott,
Way too cool. Always the innovator. There's just no end to your genius. Would I need a "flock" of those or would a "crib" be the correct term? Do they spin or flatulate?
When you get a chance....I'll be needing one of those. If you're in the area, let's have a CobSpinner and Sapphire.
Later partner,
Lou
 
Very Nice!!

Where do we send applications to join your "pro staff" ??

Do I hafta bring my own black hoodie??

NR
 
Thank you Derek, I am moving slow on the options development after that little incident with the Taser...I still can't smile without closing both eyes first

Zane - It doesn't "spin"...it flaps...with the right tractor battery attached
 
The only drawback is it will also attract all the seniors who frequent the "Old Country Buffet"!

Mike T. That was funny.......you just made me spit hot chocolate out my nose!


Scott O. Will it spin if you have the "left" tractor battery hooked to it??
 
I'll take one when you offer a Premium model, the one with built in electronic call and handwarmer for picking up.
 
Tim-

I'm not sure how you like your adult toys, but I'm not sure how much market that flatulence driven, flapping toys would have...
 
I missed the methane driven part the first time. I was going on the assumption it was battery powered.
I'm sorry about the misunderstanding.
*Just being careful since Steve showed us how willing you are to draw blood*

Tim
 
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