An old fart duck hunter goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra.
"Can I have 6 tablets cut into quarters" asks the old fart duck hunter.
"I can cut them for you' replies the pharmacist, but they won't give you a full erection."
"I'm 96" said the old fart. "I don't want a full erection, I just it to sticking out far enough so I don't piss down my waders!"
"Can I have 6 tablets cut into quarters" asks the old fart duck hunter.
"I can cut them for you' replies the pharmacist, but they won't give you a full erection."
"I'm 96" said the old fart. "I don't want a full erection, I just it to sticking out far enough so I don't piss down my waders!"