Photo memory from the good old days!

Dave Parks

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Yes, I remember Bertha well, as a teen I used to date her and she always had a better SXS than I did. Wonder where she is now???? Maybe Argentina, she was a hell of a wingshooter. She could shoot a limit of Sharptails faster than you could pluck a duck! They don't tend to make women like that anymore.

Dave

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Read about it now and you would think that its a new thing. Dave has been keeping his good luck all to himself for all these years.
 
Bob & Joe,

I know there are still a few good women around because I've been lucky enough to find another one...........and she'd rather go hunting than shopping, which is even rarer! Last October she gave them Montana prairie dogs as much lead as I did.
Dave
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Hey Dave,

Maybe if you guys move to Montana you can downsize your scopes so you don't need to calculate intercontinental ballistics when hunting over the state line....BBBWWWAAAAAAA...

Take care,

Ed L.
 
I don't know about downsizing Ed, Judy likes a scope like this so she can stand on the State line and shoot prairie dogs all over Montana & Wyoming while standing in one spot! :^)

Dave
 
Shoots praire Dogs,cleans game,out shoots you on clays with a hammer double,et all.
I can't understand how you are so unlucky to get stuck with a women like that.:>)
I hope Judy reminds you ,less you forget,how lucky you realy are.
Talk to you soon.
 

Hey Joe,

Talk about luck, you should have been here yesterday, Judy and I we invited over to a friend of hers for lunch. I had never benn there before and it turned out pretty neat. After a nice lunch of home made "Cowboy beans and Cornbread" Bill showed me around his acre place on Allen Creek (15 miles from here) and showed me his acre of newly planted blue berries, his big work shop, etc. Then we walked out to his pond, I could see catfish feeding on the surface eleboe to elbow with bluegill and crappie.

He asked me if I had channel catfish in my pond? When I said no he said wait here, he walked back to his shop and returned with two fishing rods and some worms. An 1/2 hour later we had 32 channel cats in a big ice chest half full of water. Meanwhile his wife Rita had dug up and given Judy a whole mess of flower and plant starts.

Bill was born in born in Helena, Montana. His grandfather was quite a character and when the mining boom hit Montana he headed there. He hit it big in Cold Springs Gulch just west of Townsend, MT.

The hard rock mine was rich and Bill's granddad had over 50 men working for him. He figgured the best way to make more money was to open a Saloon. He opened the fisrt Saloon in Townsend. Bill said his grandad would pay his crew on friday and by friday nite he was down running his Saloon get his money back from his crew!

Bill said that when he was young, he and his dad worked up at the mine too. Now Bill is the ownere of the mine and all the land around it that his grandad bought over the years. The mine was eventually closed down and now he says all that is there is trout his granfater stocked in the streams years ago and the deer, elk and bighorn sheep. Bill wants Judy and I to go there and see the place with them and camp for a few days.

Bill also talked me into taking home 4 gallons of pond weed herbecide fro my ponds. It didn't take long for me to accept his offer, I have been paying $47.95 a QUART for it every year.

So now we have 32 channel cats in the big pond and this morning I treated part of the pond with the weed juice. The bad news is....that a bear tore down my traiil cam last night up behinde the shop (but only got the camera dirty) and at 3 o'clock this morning Judy said she head a racket on the back patio, but decided not to wake me. This morning I saw where a bear had come onto the patio and grabbed a five gallong plastic bucket (with lid) that was full of pheasant starter food and dragged it up the mountain about 40 yards where he stopped and chewed the lid until it opened. He ate 1/2 the pheasant starter feed and left. When I went out to clean the mess up there was a Jackrabbit sitting there eating it! Crazy!

Never a dull moment around here, I'll be glad when we move to Montana where all I have to worry about is Bugs Boys & Buffalo crapping in my front yard!

Take to you soon,

Dave
 
Artist: Tennessee Ernie Ford Tabs/Chords
Song: Shotgun Boogie Tab

SHOT-GUN BOOGIE
Recorded by Tennessee Ernie Ford
Words and music by Tennessee Ernie Ford

There it [C] stands in the corner with the barrel so straight
I looked out the window and over the gate
The [F] big, fat rabbits are a-jumpin' in the grass
[C] Wait'll they hear my old shotgun blast (*)
Shot-[F] gun Boogie (* * * *) I done saw your [C] tracks ...
Look [G] out Mr. Rabbit when I [G7] cock my hammer [C] back.

Well, over on the ridge is a (*scaley bark)
Hick'er nuts so big you can see 'em in the dark
The big fat Squirrels they scratch and they bite
I'll be on that ridge before daylight (*)
Shot-gun Boogie (* * * *) all I need is one shot ...
Look out bushy tail, tonight you'll be in the pot.

Well, I met pretty gal she was tall and thin
I asked her what she had, she said: "A FOX 410."
I looked her up and down and said: "Boy, this is love."
So we headed for the brush to shoot a big fat Dove (*)
Shot-gun Boogie (* * * *) boy the feathers flew ...
Look out Mr. Dove when she draws a bead on you.

I sat down on a log, took her on my lap
She said: "Wait a minute, bub, you got to see my pap,
He's got a 16-gauge choked down like a rifle
He don't like a man that's a-gonna trifle." (*)
Shot-gun Boogie (* * * *) draws a bead so fine ...
Look out big boy, he's loaded all the time.

Well, I called on her pap like a gentleman oughter
He said: "No brush hunter's gonna get my daughter."
He cocked back the hammer right on the spot
When the gun went off, I outran the shot (*)
Shot-gun Boogie (* * * *) I wanted wedding bells ...
I'll be back little gal, when your pappy runs out of shells.
 
Hi Don,

I have been looking for that record for years. I remember it came out back in the '50's and was a big hit. I guess I'll have to do a search on eBay for it.

"I'll be back when your pappy runs out of shells" great line!

Dave
 
Dave Glad you got all the channel cats in your pond.Maybe the bear will pick on them,but if he keeps eating pheasant food,you may develop the first bear that flushes and flies.I'll load up my SxS with slugs and bring my pointing dogs.^:)
 
Boy Dave what a weekend. I was going to tell Huntin Dave Mcann that I spent Sat. night catching squid under the lights and had fresh Calamari for Sun. and Monday dinner. I thought he might like that better than digging clams. But that doesn't even come close to having a bear in your porch and catfish in the pond.
That Montana connection sounds swell. Enjoy it and be sure to remember the camera for the rest of us stuck on the coasts.
 
As soon as this current "heat wave" (in the low 80's) subsides, I'm going to put the hurt on those bears with one of my guns. I'm thing about using my 12 ga. 1850's SxS percusion this time. Two of those .750 cal. lead round balls should tame one down in a hurry.

Dave
 
That Calimari sounds pretty good to me Bob. Ot's been a long time since I brailed squid under the lights near Catalina Island. IMO they make the best live bait you can use in the ocean. I always took frozen squid with me when flying down to Loreto, Baja. I have never met a Dorado that would'nt suck them down like candy.

Where were you catching your squid?

Dave
 
Dave Squid fishing is a right of early spring up here. They come into the harbor pretty much every year at the same time for only a few nights and they like the lights on a dock.....so out with the wife and kids after a late supper for a little nature show.
All kinds of cool stuff moving around in the night water. Pencil fish and cinder worms to name a few. Then the big draw will show up and a squid jig is all it takes to fill a bucket.
Same as you, I put some up for bait and a bunch goes in olive oil with a little corn meal and bread crumbs. My wife likes the rings and I have my son eating legs and all.
Later in the summer we catch them off shore at night under the lights on the back of the boat. A live squid is the best bait for tuna and sword fish at night. Frozen fresh just about any game fish around here is going to be in trouble if they swim by.
Can't wait to hear a good old Round Ball story this month. Don't let the pan powder get wet.
 
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