*Site Auction - Yukon Mike Mystery Box #2 - 3 vintage issues of Fur Fish Game Magazine*

[TimJ]

I'm sorry, wish I could increase my bid but you see I'm a doctor specializing in circumcisions and the payment I got from the last patient was only a very small tip.

You should be a zoo vet. I hear they get big tips when they do that to elephants.

 

[Jeffrey Nelson]

Lemonade stand was good to me! $3.20

 

[TimJ]

Borrowed money from a guy named Fat Tony, told him my name was Tod Osier so I'll let it all roll.
$3.75

 

[Jeffrey Nelson]

Well, I just got home from playing the guitar in front of the grocery store. I almost got arrested for loitering and got nothing, but I have a plan!

 

[fred slyfield]

I'm in for $10.00,

You guys are a bunch of cheapazzzs

 

[bob welsh]

Won first prize in a beauty contest! $10.25 is my bid.

 

[Jeffrey Nelson]

Glad we can still have fun. Last night when my wife was sleeping I cut her hair and sold it to the wig shop for $10.75.

 

[TimJ]

Let's just say my soul is now the property of someone else.
$11.00

 

[Huntindave McCann]

Let's just say my soul is now the property of someone else.
$11.00

Are you sure that "someone else" didn't overpay?

 

[TimJ]

Let's just say my soul is now the property of someone else.
$11.00

Are you sure that "someone else" didn't overpay?

Says the guy who got paid just to go away....

 

[bob welsh]

Cuffed some pledges from a cancer walkathon... $11.05 new bid

 

[Jeffrey Nelson]

Just robbed an old lady at the atm for $11.20

 

[bob welsh]

Just got paid $11.50 to work with the hearing impaired. I SAID I JUST GOT PAID $11.50 TO WORK WITH THE HEARING IMPAIRED!!! I'M IN.

 

[TimJ]

Made a deposit at the "bank", let's just say with any luck there could be a lot of little TimJs running around in the future.
$12.00

 

[Jeffrey Nelson]

I don't know how this going to work, but I just paid to be a surrogate mother. I hope Timj's not the donor! $12.50

 

[TimJ]

Commission from the "bank"?!?!
$13.00

 

[Jeffrey Nelson]

Kids are back from slave labor, and said they would rather have these magazines than go to college. Bye bye college fund $13.50

 

[TimJ]

My 'smart' phone sucks so I couldn't beat the deadline. Congrats Jeffrey, I'm sure we will see you and your kids on Dr Phil some day.

Tim

 

[Chuck J]

Well that was entertaining! Congrats Jeff. I'll PM payment info. Next auction coming ...next

 

[Jeffrey Nelson]

That was fun and funny $13.50 worth the price of admission. I thought I was the bored one and you were the twisted one. Hell, you're the one who sold your soul! Dr. Phil is way too tame. Maybe Jerry Springer. I hope the money helps the site. Jeff