Bradley Carleton
Member
Wow! I go away for a month a month and just about miss the best action I've seen on this board. Great dialogue! This is NOT a woman to tangle with.
Something to help us understand Diana
- Thread starter Lee Harker
- Start date
george wilson
Active member
i have one but i don't wear it on my head! lol
WOW! you'd do that for me??!?! gawly, I must be one lucky girl!! it's not just anyones' momma that would call 911 just so their 'baby girl' wasn't bored at work........you feelin' ill yet?
oh BTW...kenmack....you think you love her...she's there waiting for me at the door when I come home, lets my boy (my redheaded mutt) come and greet me, lets the boy back in the door as we're walking up and BAM!!! she tries to slam the door in my face!!!!! geez.....tempermental, crazy, think they're all that goddesses. lol it was funny though . of course she just has to be a tad bit quicker...if I get my humongous foot in the door, well then I can usually squeeze my way in
R.A. Coleman
Active member
A mans gotta know his limitations. Diana and Dani are throughly Dangerous women. Alaska is about as far from Florida as you can get, staying in the states and not jumping he big water. So I feel safe without a Bomb Shelter, as long as I got the Big Blonde to protect me.
Lee Harker
Well-known member
Wow, I had no idea that trying to understand a woman would be such an exercise in futility..course I gave up about 30+ years ago..and before that...I didn't care.
D.J. Hagen
Active member
Yeah, right... Whatever.
Eric Dellamater
Well-known member
Lee I think Diana must have missed your "whatever" after her little tirade/rant deal....
obviously she missed the meaning of that in your above post!
stir stir stir....
dianna, all men on this site would love women to actually talk like you did in that rant, problem is NO women does...for long.
Sure a few act like it for a while, hell some put up the front for a long time, but in the end they all end up pretty much like Lee's inital comments...In the end we are all expected to be mind readers!!
obviously she missed the meaning of that in your above post!
stir stir stir....
dianna, all men on this site would love women to actually talk like you did in that rant, problem is NO women does...for long.
Sure a few act like it for a while, hell some put up the front for a long time, but in the end they all end up pretty much like Lee's inital comments...In the end we are all expected to be mind readers!!
Lee Harker
Well-known member
Hmmm...dead man walking?
Diana
Active member
No it was not missed, but my dahlink Lee obviously needs no extra encouragement, so I let it pass. Afterall a man can only take in so much data in any one sitting. So stir away......;-)
Now as for you Eric, I expect more from the gents on this website, more not being a unit of measurement mind you, but you seem to be confused, or is it the typical male okay I will spell her name both ways in the same missive and she will think it is a typo, when in reality he is hoping he remembered her name correctly much less remembered how to spell it!
While I have made it clear that you all definitely have the handicap because of non com issues with the female, there is a certain amount of responsibility that lies at your door. What possesses men to ask, "what's wrong"? First off, it sets you up for being "wrong". If you step away from the less is more axiom of the male, in regards to verbiage, and pretend you are presenting something to someone in authority and you are wanting to set the stage so that you appear to walk on water then you would say something like.
"My fair maiden, I, your knight in shining armour, have come to slay the dragon, that seems to make heavy your heart. Tell me which way did it go!"
Note this starts with a compliment to the lady in question, then it plants the seed once again that you are indeed her knight in shining armor, (you may need this seed to grow rapidly) then it lets her know you are aware, as is likely the rest of the world, that she is upset, (but you never want to plant that seed by actually using the word upset or wrong) note you did not actually ask her what name the dragaon has aka (what transgression have I commited now?) Then also note you mentioned the dragon as an it, not a HE therefore it cannot be you!
Now if the Lady is worth her salt, a glimmer of a smile can be seen by this point and you are halfway home, provided this tact has not been over used.
You are a Man, a Knight, if you can practice stealth and patience while out duck hunting then this should be childs play for you........well on second thought it ends with killing the object of your patience.....belay my last.
Now if sparks fly from her eyes and she points at you and says "off with your head" then shout back over your shoulder as you flee her kingdom, "fair maiden I think I have spotted the dragon, I am off to slay it on your behalf, worry not for my safety!"
As for me as a woman, I don't expect for men to be mind readers EVER, heck fire, I have quit expecting that they can even read. ;-)