Survey. Do REAL men drink smoothies?

Yukon Mike

Yukon Mike

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Jane's got me drinking fruit smoothies for breakfast for the last few months now and I love them. Is that something I should keep to myself around the fellas at work?

Mike
 
I'm probably not the one to ask 'cause I wear Crocs afterall but I love them when I get a chance. Fresh Ginger smoothies will wake up your taste buds for sure. Mango is pretty good too.

Pete
 
Nothing wrong with it...my wife has been known to slip in a little booze from time to time. I really like some yogurt to thicken it up and make it creamy.
 
Jane's got me drinking fruit smoothies for breakfast for the last few months now and I love them. Is that something I should keep to myself around the fellas at work?

Mike
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My take is that you have to be a real man to eat and enjoy that sissy stuff without worrying. Anyway, that is what I tell myself when I'm eating up a big pile of souffle, flan, crepes, etc... or drinking me a glass of prosecco or pinot gris.

If that don't work then blame it on the woman, but I see you got that technique down.

T
 
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Yes ...real men drink smoothies. I would keep it to myself at work. I made the mistake of saying at the office how good my mango smoothies were. Next thing you know I had to cart my blender to work and make them for everyone.
 
Once a month I used to drive down to corporate headquarters with my boss. He would always stop on the way at Starbucks and pick up a $6.00 cup of coffee. One morning I skipped breakfast so I got a strawberry smoothie, real big one with lots of whip cream on it. We went on to our meeting, I grabbed a seat in the back and the big boss comes and sits in front of me. He turns around, looks at my drink, looks at me and say "Real men don't drink pink girly drinks" Without think about what I was saying, I responsed "I would bet no one in the room has any doubt about my manlyness, so I am comfortable drinking this, however, I can see where you might have to be concerned"

He hasn't sat by me since.
 
That's a nice of saying "F U"-love it.

I love keesh....quesh...keish....shit I can't even spell it. Remember that old saying,"Real men don't eat keash". I say screw that.....keish is good. MMMMMMMMM! I've taken to making fritadas for holidays and get togethers. I make a mean fritada but I haven't ventured into the keish territory yet but I'm thinking if I can handle a fritada the kiechh is no prob.

Had a few smoothies and they seem pretty good but they do have a really gay name. I'm quite certain a gay guy named them but it makes sense becaue they're smooth and all. I'm not sure about putting all the bizarro stuff in um though. My mom and step dad put horse feed in their smoothies and yogurt. They gave me a big bag of it...it's on top of the fridge.
 
I make mine about 1/2 and 1/2 skim milk and OJ, a bunch of frozen fruit, and a whack of vanilla yogurt. I like 'em chunky style while I read my morning emails. A pear in there is good too.

MIke
 
if you start wearing your watch on the other wrist, start calling your new camo parka "Pretty", insidt that your next vacation trip is to San Francisco there may be a problem. But not even knowing what the hell a smoothy is..........I don't like'em already! Sounds like a limp wristed drink to me.

Smoothy's............WAGH!!!!!

Maywounds
 
Next time you happen to run into a lesbian make note of which wrist she wears her watch on and you'll have the answer.

Manywounds
 
I don't think we have any of them around here. LOL.

I have say Dave, you have got me a little concerned on this one, you're one of the few people I would call a real man. So I figure you know what your talking aobut on this one.

Notice I haven't told you which side I wear my watch on.
 
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