WELL THIS JUST SUCKS

Holy crap batman......not good. Hm, didn't you fall into the sump in your basement a couple years ago also. That is, if memory serves me correct.
Looks like we'll have another story for the Westlake Sunday Poolside Meeting. Was alcohol OR a pringles can a contributing factor?

Too funny...........my son, Patrick, just asked if a Flamingo was also involved. ;)

Do we need to install a guard railing in your yard? How about training wheels for your rakes? Bwaaaa, Pat & I are having too much fun just thinking about this.
Lou
 
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This sounds like the joke about the guy falling out of the tree while raking leaves. Don't give up on the season. After a surgery, my wife caught me in a pouring rainstorm tilling the garden with a trash bag ducked taped around my leg and I was using the tiller as my crutches.......I think she gave me genius points for that one. Hope you feel better. Dave
 
This sounds like the joke about the guy falling out of the tree while raking leaves.
Dave

Dave,

So you've met my friend Brian?

BB,

Your a nutjob! You getting an employee discount from the Ambulance?

Chuck
 

Discount Hell, Half the time I drive the darn thing.WHY I OUTTA.......never mind, Darvocet kicking in.......all is well and I can see Buffleheads flying around the ceiling fan good night......................
 
Nice, doubt I would have admitted the leaves part. You just need really big waders to fit over that mess.
 
My brother did that many years ago. Doc said 9 weeks in the cast. Didn't stop him from duck hunting. He waited 3 weeks 'til he thought it was healed and then cut the cast off to fit in his waders. Didn't mess anything up and he got to hunt. Later when the doc protested, on told him that "You work for me. Be quiet and fix it back up!"

So, about Thanksgiving time, quit your whinning, put your goose hat on, get out the Dremmel, and GO HUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Well BB,

Be an opportunist...Paint the cast black with a white triangle on both sides of the foot...Make a big black pillow to lay underneath your leg to be comfortable...Once in the field stuff some cornstalks in between your toes...When the birds start coming in, touch your toes to the ground over your head like the bird is feeding...Great confidence decoy...Just don't shit yourself laughing during the process....LOL...Hope you get to feeling better...

Regards,

Special K
 
Brian you poor thing Buddy it does,nt look like you have got a leg to stand on.
take care
Eddie
 
He left us hanging. I want to hear....the rest of the story


I'm sure he was trying to get out of raking the rest of the yard...but my guess is the wife made him finish BEFORE he went to the hospitol.
 
Ouch. Looks painful Brian!!

(sorry to make light of the situation but the old joke of the tree is immedialy what came to mind when I read your post)

I hope you mend quickly. You'd best look for dry cornfield hunts, no waders required!!

Or, prop it up and, let's carve!

Brian F.
 


All right ya bunch of Rough Necks. Here is the rest of the story.

I ws not really raking leaves per say, I offered my neighbors the use of my truck so they could haul their leaves back to the village dump. After the truck was full I went over to drive it back and help empty it. They climbed in on the tail gate side and I was climbing over on the drivers side at the tire. Half way up I felt a big pop in my foot. I thought I pulled a tendon or the like. Hurt like heck. I sat for a second then got up and helped kick the leaves out.
Jumped off the tail gate and drove home. After about 20 minutes my leg was throbbing pretty bad so I took a couple aspirin, then drove over to Willy MacDonald's sons house place to pick up some stuff. By now it was really hurting.

My wife came home about an hour later, looked at it and decided I needed to get it looked at. Got to the med center, got it x-rayed, got to listen to people outside the door saying stuff like WOW and HOLY CRAP.....

Turns out, the smaller of the two leg bones is fractured and splintered above the ankle. Much more walking and it becomes a compound (They suck by the way). Temp cast is on, no weight bearing (yeah right), waiting for the Ortho Doc to call. Hopefully it won't need surgery.

Last kick in the pants is 15 minutes after we got home last night the phone rings, it's the Doc, from the med. center. he says after we left he had some more people come over and take a look at the x-ray, turns out I fractured a bone in my right foot as well.

On the bright side, I have an old wheel chair a got dumpster diving. I planed on using the wheels for a decoy cart. I figure some camo burlap over the top and I'm good to wheel myself to a deer blind. or to the edge of a pond by the house. Might not see much but, it's the getting out that counts.

Now you can all stop pretending to play little violins and go about your business.

B
 
Brian you sure know how to put your foot in it, all joking aside I hope you mend quickly and be able to get some hunts in before your season finishes.
take care
Eddie.
 
Well that version of what happened just won't do. I want a more 007 vs Transformers version submitted by the end of the day, 500 words minimum. I'll give you one whole extra letter grade if you can get the ghost of Steve Irwin in there somewhere.

Mike
 
Look at the bright side Brian. The opportunity to get a motorized wheel chair. One with four wheels. Honda makes them, Polaris.etc. Best be a side by side so your son can drive it. You can put a hitch on it to pull your Estuary. Think big......Creative people can come up with solutions....
 
Did my foot 8 weeks ago i go to the doctor Wednesday hope i come out of the boot, your right come November 26 im going hunting with or with out boot. good luck with your foot
 
To say Double B is accident prone is an understatement:

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I'm sure I'm missing some, but like it says, "Greatest Hits"...
 
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