Which is better? Otter Stealth or Carstens Pintail

And how does my being a girl make it any less gay? Or are you implying that I'm gay because I use a 'gay' paddle and somehow being a 'gay girl,' it's ok?
 
The "gay" paddle kinda matches your "gay" hat Jeff. And speaking of matching, your wife tells me you have a speedo to match that hat.

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Maybe you should put down your fat ceegar, dawn your "gay" hat and speedo, and dig a hole with that "manly" paddle :-)
 
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And how does my being a girl make it any less gay? Or are you implying that I'm gay because I use a 'gay' paddle and somehow being a 'gay girl,' it's ok?
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Jeff's OK with lesbians, just so long as they're not the truckdrivin', weightliftin', buzzsaw variety of carpet munchers.

Hitch
 
if we're going to make assumptions based on color, here's a color lesson:

pastel blue. light, easy on the eyes, serene Here's an example:

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Royal blue. Strong, vibrant, loud, a very rich color. Here's an example

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but educate me.....how does either color, when applied to a kayak paddle make that paddle, which is an inanimate object, GAY? Is this tendancy for inanimate objects to exude "gayness" through color only something that only homophobes can discern? If so then being one, (a Homophobe), must ruin a lot of really neat visual things that those of us who aren't of the "homophobe clan" find merely attractive and that we can therefore still enjoy, both the look, and the function, regardless of their color.....

Best keep that paddle well away from Captain Jeff Dani....God knows what will happen if a "Gay" Kayak paddle were to attack a Manly Man of the Homophobe tribe....wouldn't want to risk it turning him into a raving Queen through "proximity to".....

Be careful with that thing dammit...you could destroy the very moral fibre of the American Family culture with it.....

Steve
 
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A paddle that will turn Capt Jeff into a "Raving Queen"...something like a magic wand maybe, huh? I might have to get me one of them gay blue paddles!

Hitch
 
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Oh and just so you know Steve, I may go for the gay blue paddle...but I still draw the line...
 
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