Why I don't live/hunt in the south....

Yeah...sharks just take nips out of ya while a gator tears limbs off. Most dangerous thing in Michigan is a bear or maybe one of those non existant cougers....hold it...I think it may have been the pet African Lion a guy had chained to a tree North of town that kicked the living crap out of a drunk that teased it.
 
When I was a kid, I grew up in Charleston, SC. My brother and I would catch alligators on marshmallows and menhaden. We would always break them off before they got too close though.

Glad there wasnt a story like this about me!
 
It's just a flesh wound.

Sorry about that. I bet people thought it was fun to feed the cute gator before this. That's why I'm always careful around my hummingbird feeders.

Oh, and for the record I think most of us are OK with you swimming with sharks, just make sure your buddies have cameras.

Tim
 
Oh, and for the record I think most of us are OK with you swimming with sharks, just make sure your buddies have cameras.

Tim
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Hell, lets pitch in a buy him a new wetsuit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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c'mon down , the waters fine !
I have several spots that are noted for "lizard loss" on birds. Just wait till its almost dawn, sitting in the cattails,3 ft water, and a curious 10-12 footer bumps though the dekes.......you learn to be VERY , VERY , still. =)
 
The lawyers and ex-wives are the most viscous predators known to man. Here's some tips on how to hunt them.
Lawyers: Yell I'm gonna sue!
go to their feeding areas: courtrooms, courthouses, or in the news spotlight of a big scandal.
if that doesn't work leave a scent trail. wave 100$ bills in the air they'll find you.

ex-wives: see tips on lawyers. They usually run together.
 
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