Of course, I always wait with anticipation for all the surveys, but it's the "forecasts" that we're inundated with each year that are my favorites. Shoot, like we might not show up in the marsh if they're less than encouraging ;-)
Looking at the numbers in Florida, it's no wonder that Hitch sees a bazillion teal & ringers each year.
Dani, those "other" ducks in Florida must be the tree ducks you and Steve put a hurtin' on each season.
The flyway forecasts I get in my junk mail folder always remind me of this story:
A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture when
suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of the dust cloud
towards him. The driver, a young man in a Broni suit,
Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out
the window and asked the shepherd, "If I tell you exactly
how many sheep you have in your flock, will you give me
one?"
The shepherd looked at the man, then
looked at his peacefully-grazing flock and calmly
answered, "Sure." The fellow parked his car, whipped out
his notebook and connected it to a cell phone, then he
surfed to a NASA page on the Internet where he called up a
surveillance satellite system, scanned the area, and then
opened up a database and an Excel spreadsheet with complex
formulas. He sent an email on his Blackberry and, after a
few minutes, received a response.
Finally, he prints out a 150 page report on his hi-tech,
miniaturized printer then turns to the shepherd and says,
"You have exactly 1586 sheep." "That is correct; take one
of the sheep." said the shepherd. He watches the young man
select one of the animals and bundle it into his car.
Then the shepherd says: " If I can tell you exactly what
your business is, will you give me back my sheep?" "OK,
why not." answered the young man.
"Clearly, you are a consultant." said the shepherd.
"That's correct," says the man, "but how did you guess
that?"
"No guessing required." answers the shepherd. "You turned
up here although nobody called you. You want to get paid
for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked,
and you don't know anything about my business.... Now give me
back my dog."