Tim, that turkey is sleeping!
Are you saying your daughter can't keep a turkey awake? It would be ashamed to think that a noble gobbler would make a young lady carry him if it weren't dead. No, it must have been the siren song that lead that bird to it's fate.
Tim [/QUOTE]
Heck Tim, I am actually surprised that she was awake! Okay well maybe it was just Dead Asleep!
Diana [/QUOTE]
Tim-
my mother is under this delusional spell in thinking that the only think I do in my spare time is sleep! That just isn't true! If that were true then how could I possibly have gotten this bird to fall Dead Asleep?? I'm not nearly as persuasive as she is with words...I've yet to learn the art of "talkin' em into giving up." Or "talkin' em until they pray for mercy and when mercy isn't given, they surrender." Sometimes a more direct approach is the better choice
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Okay daughter mine,
Yes my homework is done! so I came back to play. Now let's cut to the chase here as I can only see out of one eye and I am cranky and in need of chocolate. Sleeping is an art for you so spare time has nothing to do with it, actually I would say more an avocation.
Talking someone or something to death is not always a bad thing. No bruises, no marks no evidence. Now let's not forget your beauty.....he could have taken one look at you and keelt over ded asleep! saying be still my heart on the way down. Then again given the way you sleep he could have fallen dead asleep by osmosis. But since he was beating the tar out of your decoy he likely was exhausted so fell dead asleep. Given the fact that you didn't even see him and he was five feet away from you, to hear you tell, then you probably were asleep. ( yes, most amused) any closer and you could have plumped up his belly and made a pillow out of him.....but I kinda like the sleeping in a bed of gravy idea myself! HEY I JUST GOT IT! The reason you head shoot turkeys is so that you don't blow the stuffing out of him! I tell you I just crack me up sometimes! (gufaw).......
okay time for me to go to sleep now!
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