Howard
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I decided to make my way to Richmind today for my annual pre season duck hunting shopping spree. I went to Richmind because that is the closest Gander Mountain store. They have a great deal more for the duck hunter than Bass Pro, which is really closer, in Hampton.
As I stood in front of a wall of decoys, my lower lip started to quiver. Then I noticed I was having trouble breathing and my perifial (sp)i vision started to narrow untill it appeared I was looking into a tunnel. I started to panic when I realized I was in this section of the store by my self. This all happened when I came to the realization that I really didn't NEED any more decoys!! AAAAAAAhHHHHHHUUUUUUUUggggggggg.
As I looked for a place to sit down, as Forrest Gump would say,"God showed up." I remembered that 2years ago during a nor'easter I lost 2 hen ring necks. The only ones I had. Good fortune pervailed and they had several boxes of ring necks. I then had a stroke of genius and bought a box of buffleheads too so that I will no longer have to transfer them from one boat to another. Man, that was close!
I have never been so terrified in my life and I remind you that I have been through in two major wars, a chicken plucking contest, been married twice and hunted ducks for more than thirty years.
PS I also found the new Bass Pro up there and though impressive in size, still doesn't have squat for a duck hunter.
As I stood in front of a wall of decoys, my lower lip started to quiver. Then I noticed I was having trouble breathing and my perifial (sp)i vision started to narrow untill it appeared I was looking into a tunnel. I started to panic when I realized I was in this section of the store by my self. This all happened when I came to the realization that I really didn't NEED any more decoys!! AAAAAAAhHHHHHHUUUUUUUUggggggggg.
As I looked for a place to sit down, as Forrest Gump would say,"God showed up." I remembered that 2years ago during a nor'easter I lost 2 hen ring necks. The only ones I had. Good fortune pervailed and they had several boxes of ring necks. I then had a stroke of genius and bought a box of buffleheads too so that I will no longer have to transfer them from one boat to another. Man, that was close!
I have never been so terrified in my life and I remind you that I have been through in two major wars, a chicken plucking contest, been married twice and hunted ducks for more than thirty years.
PS I also found the new Bass Pro up there and though impressive in size, still doesn't have squat for a duck hunter.