Look Carl,
When we started this, you never mentioned anything about the possibility of needing another corn dog.
I am not sure how wagering works over where you and this previously unmentioned 3rd party (daughter) to the corn dog wager are?
Over here we don't do 3rd party corn dog deals. Its one corn dog per wager.
If Al were still with us, he'd agree that that second corn dog is over the limit.
If you are insistent that the 2nd corn dog is needed, then I will acquiesce, but I ask that you thoughtfully reconsider your 2nd corn dog stance on this matter.
I remind you that this is a forum where others may read and review this dialog and base certain views upon what is read here.
Should you require a 2nd corn dog in order to satisfy and resolve this matter, I'll need to ask you for additional time to successfully obtain funding,source,verify and ship the additional corn dog.
I may not be able to guarantee that any additional corn dogs beyond the first, is USDA inspected and not of foreign origin.
In order to proceed with the second corn dog arrangement, I will require photographic evidence of said bluebills to indeed verify that they are not ringnecked ducks.
Should you wish to retract your second corn dog demand, I will agree to send you the single corn dog based upon your statement, that what you and your daughter viewed were indeed bluebill ducks in order to resolve this matter.
I would appreciate your response to this in a timely matter.