I thought hipsters were too cool to follow trends
That is what they want you to think.
As long as we are talking hipsters and I'm obviously ignorant... When they are deer hunting do they have problems with that long chain that their wallets are on dragging across their tree stand or snagging on brush when still hunting?
No, but they get special chains dipped in camo plier dip to keep the jangling to a minimum.
I didn't think hipsters did anything useful like dipping stuff in plier dip - see how little I know.
I didn't realize anyone outside motorcycle movies wore their wallets on chains...see how little I know!
I'm suprised that we haven't brought any hipsters out of the woodwork defending themselves against all this misinformation.